I have known many people who have served on various local school boards. Most were concerned, hard-working citizens who displayed maturity, intregity, honesty and a willingness to work hard for the good of the community. I’ve also known a few who were arrogant, self-serving jackasses, whose only concern was to get jobs for their friends and family members and living it up on the taxpayers dime. So I got to thinking about what makes a really great board member? What qualities should you possess if you want to serve in this important, unpaid position? Here are a few of my thoughts (in no particular order), on why you should run.
(10) You’ve paid all your taxes
(9) You haven’t stolen from any utility companies
(8) Neither you or any family members have been shot, especially down there
(7) You haven’t done any illegal hunting
(6) You don’t abuse your spouse or fight residents after meetings
(5) You haven’t been intoxicated and/or obnoxious in public
(4) You’ve never operated an asinine, ignorant, poorly written blog
(3) You never took money that wasn’t yours
(2) You managed to get a college degree, are articulate, level headed and intelligent
(1) You’d never miss 90% of the meetings






